One of my coworkers told me that he calls his wife “coconut”, cute, sweet and lovely. So I told my friend about the cute nickname, then I ended up being called "a coconut-head".
Some of my friends, the evil ones of course, were convinced that God actually made a slight mistake when creating me. The head was too big. Then, in order to correct the bug, God decided to put some rocks in my head.
So, on some days when the rocks are aligned correctly in my head, I can think straight. But, unfortunately, on most of the days, the rocks are randomly positioned in my head.