Guess we might just have had too much to drink or too much caffeine yesterday night, so that my uncle and I have been in this totally goofy mood today. The "blood-of-goof-ball" runs in the family. But, mostly, my uncles and I have inherited the family treasure.
估计我们昨天是喝高了，或者是咖啡因过量。舅舅和我今天都有想要搞怪。要知道全家上上下下，老老少少，就数我们搞怪。
He, he, he...This one is shorter than I am. :)
在为搞怪王果舅舅精心策划，收集素材。
Detailed planning and collecting materials to make fun of my uncle!
成品！看看王果舅舅和青蛙美人鱼谁更靓？！要知道最终评选结果，请致电评审委员会主席 - 婆婆和舅妈。
Here we go - the beauty competition between my uncle and the frog-mermaid. As for who is more handsome, please call the judge (my grandma and auntie).
贵阳农民参观美国农民的农贸市场。
按照王果舅舅的说法， 这个周末在旧金山湾区过得还不错。有酒喝，有饭吃，有司
机，有免费导游，有专人提包包和买单。生活好不潇洒。
就差没有在雪茄店抽古巴雪茄了。
王果舅舅:“同志们好！中国农民站起来了。终于把美国人的腰包搞空了。”(他就只差一点没有在天安门城楼上发表这翻讲话了。)
马二妞:“王果舅舅，你来美国一个周末，我要吃一个月的方便面。”
王果舅舅:“对呢。这样很好。但是你不要把我讲的放到网上。免得婆婆和你家妈说我来美国剥削你。
两爷仔晚上在家晕红酒，讲笑话。
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